Author: Diamond

Spoilers: ummm…no

Archive: Please ask first.

Summary: Boredom and a new muse led to this little filk, my first attempt at one. Might be my last too *grins*

Disclaimer: *deep sigh* Pippin and all the other Lord of the Rings characters were created by J.R.R. Tolkien. All copyrights are held by their respective owners, which incidentally are not me. I just borrowed them for entertainment purposes and I'm not making any money off of them.

Feedback: Umm…yeah, sure…go ahead. diamond9697@hotmail.com

(To the Tune of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling)


So lately, been wondering
When we will stop to rest again
While we walk, I need food
To fight these nasty stomach pains
If Sauron's eye should fall
It would fall upon us all
Think between the panic and fear
Will there be another beer?

If I could, then I would,
I'd eat wherever we would go
Some more food, and more beer
I'd drink wherever we would go

And maybe, I'll find out
A way to get more pints someday
To eat more, to drink more
through the darkness that we face
If Sauron's eye should fall
It would fall upon us all
Then I hope there's someone out there who,
Can bring me one more beer!

If I could, then I would,
I'd eat wherever we would go
Some more food, and more beer
I'd drink wherever we would go

Runaway with my feet,
Runaway to my food,
Runaway to my beer,

I know now, just quite how,
My stomach and feet might still go on
In my thoughts and my mind,
I'll eat and drink for all of time

If I could, then I would,
I'd eat wherever we would go
Some more food, and more beer
I'd drink wherever we would go

If I could stop and rest
I'd eat wherever we would go
I wouldn't be such a pest
I'd drink wherever we would go